14 K of G in a F P D

So, what is this?

A while back on The Straight Dope Message Board someone posted a puzzle they had come across. The puzzle consisted of nothing but "sentences" like:

12 I in a F
29 D in F in a L Y

You were supposed to determine what these statements were by replacing the letters in them with a word. For example, the above two statements are solved by:

12 Inches in a Foot
29 Days in February in a Leap Year

Every statement in the puzzle was quickly solved, with one distinct exception.

14 K of G in a F P D

No one was ever able to come up with a good solution to this one, though many ideas were tossed out.

14 Kinds of Gas in a Full Petroleum Depot
14 Kinds of Goose in a Fancy Parisian Diner

Unfortunately, none of them seemed to be the "obvious" answer. As time went on, the answers became more and more esoteric.

14 Kings of Greece in a Full Ptolemaic Dynasty
14 Kinds of Grace in a Full Puggalika Dana

The riddle never got solved satisfactorily and eventually the thread about it faded away.

14 Kinds of Grass in a Floral Park Display
14 Kinds of Guns in a Florida Police Department

Flash forward a few years. I'm getting notices from my ISP that I'm exceeding both the space and bandwidth on my free web space; it's time to find a permanent URL for my site. But what URL to use for what is essentially a random web site, especially since the great Internet land rush has locked up most of the good names? Then, it hit me...

14 Karats of Gold in a Filigreed Prom Dress
14 Kinds of Graft in a Foreign Post Diplomat

So here it is; a website of random things named after an unanswerable question.


Oh, one last thing... If you have any ideas as to what "14 k of g in a f p d" means, let me know here.



9 comments on About 14kofginafpd:

? at February 12, 2008 07:48 said:
Let's not forget that it could be 14 K of G in A F P D, instead of 14 K of G in a F P D.
Dennis at February 14, 2008 11:03 said:
Yeah, good point. Nothing like making the problem more difficult.
Marvin at April 26, 2008 16:33 said:
Maybe if you could pin down what FPD stands for it might help - does anything here strike you as particularly likely?

http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/FPD
Anonymous at June 6, 2008 01:09 said:
K seems like it would be a unit (or the word 'kind'), so these are some units I found starting with K
karat, kelvin, kilderkin, kilobase, kip. That being said, you can probably stick 'kilo' in front of almost anything.

Also, the most popular 'FPD' seems to be flat panel display.
Anonymous at June 6, 2008 01:14 said:
Also again, this was posted in a forum... seems to be the most likely answer (except 'full' doesn't quite feel right).

From forum:
"14 kinds of gifts in a full Puggalika Dana
http://www.urbandharma.org/udnl2/nl010604.html"
Anonymous at November 19, 2008 15:37 said:
14 k(ilos) of g(rass) in a F(ord) p(arked) d(owntown). The note was first scrawled in Kansas City, June 12th, 1996.
Dan at February 26, 2009 16:12 said:
14 Knights of Gnee in a Full Python Dramedy?
Anonymous at March 9, 2009 16:07 said:
I always preferred 14 kinds of grass in a fully packed doobie.
Z at March 11, 2009 23:02 said:
14 Kinds of ?? in a Full Poker Deck
... but I can't figure out a word for facecard that starts with 'g'.
4 Kings, 4 Queens, 4 Jacks, 2 Jokers = 14 facecards


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